A BRIEF RESPONSE TO ISA FUNTUA, WHO ASKED WHETHER IGBOS WANT TO BE "DASHED" THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA

Alhaji Smaila Isa Funtua

This response is necessitated by the senseless braggadocio put on display by one Isa Funtua, when asked whether the Igbos, (he obviously meant Biafrans), want "to be dashed the president of Nigeria".

We must put on record the fact that the so-called Isa Funtua is a person of no known parentage. This is because, as his name indicates, he can only be identified with the town Funtua. As is already known, the Almajiris that are usually born and dumped in the streets of the north, from where they are herded into what is more like a terrorists' breeding camp, which is camouflaged with the nomenclature of Almajirism. It then happens that from whichever any of them is picked, that is the name the person bears, having no trace of any parentage. This explains such names as Mamman DAURA, Abubakar BIU, Aliyu GUSAU, Usman KATSINA, Danbaba KONTAGORA Ibrahim YOLA, etc.

Let it also not be forgotten that most of these people that have no traceable parentage are Fulani herders who, due to their nomadic lifestyle, herded their cattle to the northern part of Nigeria from the Sahel and eventually settled as nomads and homeless wanderers in different parts of northern Nigeria. This is the category of person that is dictating the condition upon which any Biafran can be president of Nigeria.

Now, we ask this Almajiri of no traceable parentage, is it the presidency of Nigeria or the presidency of Biafra? Are we Nigerians? What business do Biafrans have with Nigeria's presidency? Have we finished being president of Biafra, which is bound to be exemplary to the rest of the whole of Africa? May we make it clear to this Almajiri and his co-vacuous fellows that no true Biafran is interested, nor will accept the presidency of Nigeria, irrespective of whatever privileges it confers.

However, a time will come when you Nigerians will not only "Dash" Nigeria's presidency to the Igbo, (Biafrans), you Nigerians will actually pay very heavily for the Igbo to accept to be an expatriate president of your country, Nigeria.

Although the world knows that very soon, the evil entity called Nigeria will cease to exist, however, whatever will remain of it from the Sahara desert side, that may be accommodating the present set of cankers called Fulani, will at a time desperately need the expatriate intervention of Biafrans, thereby compelling them to pay through their nose to have Biafrans, whom they prefer to address as Igbo, intervening for them, even at the level of the office of the president.

Meanwhile, now that a Sudanese is ruling you, did you not literally pay him to come and RUIN your desert, and facilitate the accelerated exit of Biafra? Or, do you think, in your mind, that anything still remains of the British fraud and graveyard called Nigeria?

Can't you see that the evil, abominable, and toxic entity called Nigeria is already gone? Wake up and smell the coffee.

Biafra has come!

#EndNigeriaNow

#BiafrExit

#BiafraReferendumNow

Written by:

Okwunna Okongwu

For: Lagos State Media

Edited by:

Lolo Oby Mboma

For: Lagos State Media

Published by:

Chibuike John Nebeokike

For: Lagos State Media